Why the Lobster?

So you want to know why we have a lobster for a mascot, huh? Well it's actually pretty simple. No, we don't all have crabs. Actually, one of our members must have been really bored one night. He entered in "LGBTSA" into his word processor. When spell checked, it became "Lobster." He informed the group of this discovery at the next meeting. It was an instant decision by the whole group that the lobster would then become our mascot. Now we even have a small stuffed lobster at meetings. Whoever has the lobster has the floor and the power to yell at anyone who interrupts. This explanation is probably not what you were expecting, but I hope it's funny nonetheless.